Burgers delivered to Brandon.
We deliver DUMBURGERs to Brandon, FL every day from 11am to 11pm. Order on this site, pay $7 for a burger, get on with your evening.
About 20 minutes east of us on the Crosstown.
Where
Tampa, FL
Hillsborough County
Hours
11am–11pm daily
Every day. Including the bad ones.
Brandon has no shortage of chain burgers sitting under a heat lamp near the mall. We are the other thing: a Tampa smash burger cooked when you order it and driven out to you.
The delivery window is normally under 40 minutes across Brandon, Bloomingdale and Valrico. Order early on Friday nights, because everyone in Hillsborough County gets hungry at the same time.
Prices are the same in Brandon as they are at the counter in Tampa: $7 for The Dumburger, $10 for The Dumber Burger, $13 for The Dumbest Burger.
The burgers
Every burger starts at $7. Nothing on this menu is complicated.
The Dumburger
$7.00Bread, Orange Paste, Purple Rings, Wet Red, Leaf, Yellow Square, Meat.
The Dumber Burger
$10.00The same, plus another Meat and another Yellow Square.
The Dumbest Burger
$13.00Three Meat. Three Yellow Square. You will regret it.
Order online
Pickup or delivery. Both go through this website. There is no app to download.
Order it, we smash the meat, you eat it in Tampa.
Pickup in Tampa · Delivery across Hillsborough County · 11am–11pm daily
Around Brandon
Delivery runs 11am–11pm daily to these, from our Tampa kitchen.
- Bloomingdale
- Valrico
- Seffner
- Brandon Town Center
- Limona
What people say
“Ordered the Dumbest Burger at 10:40pm on a Tuesday. Three patties, no attitude from the staff about it. Best smash burger I have had in Tampa and it cost me thirteen dollars.”
Marisol D. · Seminole Heights
“Delivery took about half an hour to Brandon and the bun was not soggy, which is more than I can say for anywhere else. The website is genuinely insane. The burger is genuinely good.”
Derek W. · Brandon
“No fries, no chicken, no upsell. Seven dollars, in and out. I take my lunch break here twice a week now.”
Alicia R. · Ybor City
“I asked for no onion and extra cheese and that is exactly what showed up. Low bar, everyone else keeps tripping over it.”
Tomás G. · Riverview
Sample reviews shown while we collect real ones. Leave yours on Google if you want it here.
Or call 813-699-0674. Someone will probably pick up.