LORE.
01MAYO?
NO SECRET RECIPE.
Other places lie to you. Our "signature house sauce" is literally just mayonnaise with some stuff in it. The buns are from a bakery down the street.
02COW. PROBABLY.
NO ORIGIN STORY.
We didn't hike the Himalayas to find the perfect cow. We didn't inherit this from our grandfather. We buy meat. We smash it on a hot piece of metal.
03$$$$
WE ARE BAD AT BUDGETING.
We spent more money animating the rotating 3D cheese on this website than we did on the physical sign out front. That was probably a mistake.
OUR SIGNCardboard. Marker. At least it says the name.
That was probably a mistake.