COMPLAIN.
This is the only way to reach us. There is no phone. There is no email address. There is this form.
THE FORM
Fill it out. It goes to a real inbox. A real person might read it.
FAQ.
Questions people would ask if there were a phone to call.
- Do you have a phone number?
- No. Phones ring. We find that stressful.
- Can I email you?
- This form is the email. It goes to an inbox. Same thing, fewer steps for us.
- Do you take reservations?
- No. Show up like everyone else.
- Where are you located?
- If you know, you know. If you don't, the burger is not for you yet.
- Will anyone actually read my complaint?
- A real person, eventually. The inbox is real. The response time is a mystery.